Happy Lazy Day everyone! Yup…thats a thing.
Believe it or not, there are little holidays like this one on nearly every day of the year! Only in America do we celebrate things like Crush A Can Day (September 27) and Public Sleeping Day (February 28).
Quite honestly, I don’t think I need to celebrate today, considering my lazy level is already dangerously high. But if your one of those stressed workaholics or a clean freak, then today’s your day!
Unfortunately though, some people have honestly never experienced true laziness. Its true, but quite sad.
Here are some ways to help you enjoy Lazy Day to the max.
- Don’t talk. If you must, limit yourself to grunting and one-syllable words.
- Don’t got dressed. Lounge around in your pajamas all day.
- Have all your food close by…if you run out, order someone to get you food. If that fails, pull out the puppy dog eyes.
- Most important, DON’T DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE.
Well, I’ve got to go do nothing and be lazy. I hope you all do the same!
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